yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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