I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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