Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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