shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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