i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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