Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
North Korea, Best Korea!
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Randomize
