i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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