So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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