I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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