So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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