Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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