last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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