I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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