i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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