Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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