I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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