dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
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I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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