Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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