People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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