Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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