This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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