I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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