Your dad touched me again.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
is that a dick in a sweater?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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