I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
wow bdsm is so cute
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize