dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize