I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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