wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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