Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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