I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Acid is not a monday night drug
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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