Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
