I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
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Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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