Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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