If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize