the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am