I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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