let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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