We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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