Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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