She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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