So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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