Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
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All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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