Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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