just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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