Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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