if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
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I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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