That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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