who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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