Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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