Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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