I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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