The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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