If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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